After heloing a friend move into her new house, I was doing some exploring on the twenty or so wooded acres around their family farm, and came across my very own white whale....err green to be exact. Behind an old shop sat a metallic green 1968 Mercury Monterey four door hardtop with a Y code 390, highway gears, and ancient Ford automatic tranny. The sheer gravitational force of five thousand pounds of american luxury tank drew me in like a moth to a flame. My wife is skeptical, but if all else fails I can park it in the garage and use it as a spare bedroom. The international astronomy convention has already declared it to be the new ninth planet in our solar system.

Post me some ideas (Real or fantasy)for this leviathan

Idea #1
Paint the whole thing grey, mount a gun turret on the top and paint "US NAVY" on the side.